ONLY Kenyans!

[mpoipoi]

ONLY Kenyans:

1.Are engaged for 5 years or more
2.Never bother to divorce-they just separate
3.Are late to church,work and everything else EXCEPT to the disco when
it is free before 9 pm.
4.Refer to diabetes as 'sugar'(ugonjwa wa SUKARI)
5.Show up to weddings, bridal showers, graduations, Birthdays parties
with a new outfit on with nails and hair done but no gift.
6 In relation to no.5,they eat like parking boys and take a plate home
7.Consider 'clubbing' or 'henging'as a monthly expense
8.Leave bills(instead of insurance money)behind for surviving relatives.
9.Borrow money for a wedding
10.Have mothers who can use curse words and religion all in one sentence
eg.-"Lord give me strength because I am about to knock the HELL out of
this child."
11.Spend the car insurance money on everything but fixing the dent
12.Invite co-workers and all their friends to their kid's first birthday
which happens to have lots of beer and a professional DJ with only
about
3 kids(including the birthday boy) in attendance
13.Start every sentence with "Me I.." eg.-"Me I donno why you are
saying that I start every sentence with 'Me I'"
14.Say 'Spend' when they are staying the night elsewhere from home
eg.-"Are you going to spend at her place?"
15.Put iron rods in all window and door frames referring to them as
'burglar'

[Joe]

You just hit it - right on the head
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[rose]

The wedding thing especially is because that is the one big shot of your friends to see that you can clean really good in daylight and wear a dress and look in it too. Since then you are required to wear a dress which you probably don't have in your closet you end going for shopping and you spend all the wedding gift money on the new shoes to match the dress. To fix your hair and nails you have to borrow money from friends!
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