The story made it sound like Stacy is totally cray-cray. In essence, it seemed like Clooney was off in Lake Como, living the unattached life with no “unique somebody” while Stacy, his most recent piece, was in Los Angeles, chatting up her relationship with Clooney to anyone who would listen!

Lots of fans expected Clooney to debut his new piece at the Venice Film Festival, but that didn’t take place. Despite of that, he just looked rather gracious with Evan Rachel Wood.

Motionless, the stories kept coming about Clooney and Keibler and how they were still on, and basically the whole thing was starting to sound very one-sided, all Cray-Cray Keibler, who had convinced herself that Clooney would marry her when he was really trying to dump her.

But they may as a final point be catching up on some quality time since both stars are expected to be in L.A., before Clooney jets to the Toronto Film Festival later this week.

I would like to perceive Clooney date a woman of substance. I know it wouldn’t last or anything, but I’d like to see him with an award-winning writer or philanthropist or just his academic equal. It’s so exhausted of Clooney only getting hard for ditzy bimbos who spackle on the smile! What would you think of Clooney?