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Who can beat kikuyuʼs in there latest move??? Mourners in Kingʼeero, Wangige got simply puzzled when the coffin of their dead fellow villager arrived from the US . It was sent by one of her daughters.The dead body was very tightly squeezed inside the coffin, with no space left in it when they opened the lid; they found a letter on top addressed to all her brothers and sisters:
Dear Kamau, Waweru, Wanjiru & Peter,I am sending mom's dead body to you, since it was her last wish that she should be buried in the compound of our ancestral home in King'eero, Kenya. Sorry, I could not come, all of my paid leaves got consumed.
You will find inside the coffin, under the body, 5 cans of cheese, 10 packets of chocolates, 8 packets of biscuits and few items for Kids. Please divide these among all of you. Near the body's feet, you will find a new pair of Reebok shoes (size 10) for kamau. There are also 2 pairs of shoes for Wanjiru's and Waweru's sons. Hope the sizes are correct!!
Mom is wearing 6American T-Shirts. The large size is for Kamau and rest you can decide. The 2 new Jeans that mom is wearing are for the boys.The Swiss watch that Peter wanted is on left wrist. Mom is wearing the necklace, earrings and ring that Wanjiru asked for. Please take it.The few pairs of white cotton socks that she is wearing must be divided among all the Nephews.
Please distribute all these above items fairly & equally. Yours loving sister, Njeri P.S.: If anything more needed, let me know soon as Baba is also not feeling too well now a days...  | 
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