 Always keep your condoms in the car!
Dear Roz and pals,
This one is from another friend of mine in Nairobi.
"I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend
and I had been dating for over a year, and so we
decided to get married. There was only one little
thing bothering me .. It was her beautiful younger
sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra less. She
would regularly bend down when she was near
me, and I always got more than a pleasant view of her
private parts. It had to be deliberate. She never did
it when she was near anyone else.
One day "little" sister called and asked me to come
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone
when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had
feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
overcome.
She told me that she wanted to make love to me just
once before I got married and committed my life to her
sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a
word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and
if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get
me."
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go
up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled off
her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I
stood there for a moment, then turned and made a
beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door,
and headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing
outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law
hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have
passed our little test.....we couldn't ask for better
man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
And the moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car!  | 
Are you serious 
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