Here's mine
1. A black shirt with a phrase in front saying
"Math is Hard"( I always use it on my math subjects, most of my instructors smile after reading it.)
2. and another black shirt (same brand with #1) with a phrase in front saying
"You know what your problem is?, Your Stupid!"
3. white shirt with a picture of a Whistle then a phrase
"Can you BLOW me"
4. lastly a red shirt with a phrase
"This shirt was made for girls to be distracted while I look at there big boobs" (actually the boobs there is a drawing, and its really big)