 Advice On Life From Kids
"Never trust a dog to watch your food." Patrick, age 10
"When your dad is mad and asks you, �Do I look stupid?� don�t answer." Hannah, 9
"Never tell your mom her diet�s not working." Michael, 14
"Stay away from prunes." Randy, 9
"Never pee on an electric fence." Robert, 13
"Don�t squat with your spurs on." Noronha, 13
"Don�t pull dad�s finger when he tells you to." Emily, 10
"When your mom is mad at your dad, don�t let her brush your hair." Taylia,11
"Never allow your three-year old brother in the same room as your school assignment." Traci, 14
"Don�t sneeze in front of mum when you�re eating crackers." Mitchell,12
"Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a Tic-Tac." Andrew, 9
"Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time." Kyoyo, 9
"You can�t hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk." Armir, 9
"Don�t wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts." Kellie, 11
"If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse." Naomi, 12
"Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick." Lauren, 9
"Don�t pick on your sister when she�s holding a baseball bat." Joel,10
"When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she�s on the phone." Alyesha, 13
"Never try to baptize a cat." Eileen, 8  | 
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