How Girlz rate Guyz?

[abbytoyo]

How Girlz rate Guyz?

Girls' relationship with guys is a bigger mystery than girls themselves.

It's not just about boyfriends, we're talking about guy friends that gals have.

Do you have a gal who is just a friend? Are confused why the frequency of calls increases as exams loom closer? Or why she always hangs around with the moron who isn't fit to wear Jeetendra's white shoes? Here's a ready reckoner for you:
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% just a friend %
Well, you are like a show piece in my house. I will call you whenever I need you. If you call me home the chances are 9 out of 10 times she might say, "Oh Aaditya, I am going out can you call me after 2 days??"

Aaditya: "Where are you going Shilpa??"

Shilpa: "None of your business" and bangs the phone.(Useless fellow.Hmmph! ).
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% Good Friend %
You are like a TV remote control. I need you and I know that. But I try using you when I really need you.

Aaditya calls: "Hi Shilpa",

Shilpa: "Hi Aaditya. I am going out with family I will call you back. Bye"

(Shilpa calls back after two days)

Shilpa: "What do you want Aaditya? Why did you call that day?".

Aaditya: "Generally".

Shilpa: "Oh ok. I got to go out. Will call you later. Bye."

Will call when she needs lecture notes or some concert tickets.
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% Very good friend %

Well you are like the pressure cooker safety value for the girl.

She will need you when she wants to bring out her pain or anger on someone.

Basically, she wants to talk to you. And you are special to her.

Shilpa: "You know Aaditya, Shekhar is not eating. He doesn't sleep and is not able to concentrate on his studies. I think he doesn't like me anymore. And yesterday I saw him with another girl".

Aaditya: "Who is Shekhar??"

Shilpa : "My boyfriend."

Aaditya: Oh! Ok. Sad
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% Best Friend %
You are like the auto rickshaw driver. She can't live without you.

And don't be mistaken. You are not her boyfriend. But you are allowed to take her little doggie around the park so that he (not you!) can have fun.

Aaditya Shopping. Aaditya Movie. Aaditya Coffee. Aaditya,you pay. I am having fun.

Aaditya is now sure that he should go ahead and propose. He dares.

Shilpa: "But I thought we were just friends. We should remain friends

Aaditya. Plus, I have a boy friend you know that."

Aaditya: What?? (Aaditya drinks all night).
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% Best of the Best Friends %

Ok now you are really special.

You are dad-cum-boyfriend- cum-brother- cum-everything.

Ultimately you are the darling servant of the girl.

You take her around.

You make her project.

You do her assignments.

You are allowed to take her doggie around.

You can hold hands on the beach.

You can see the sun set with her (because she wants to do everything she drags you along).

But but but... Don't be mistaken. She has a boyfriend who works for a huge software company and earns 3 times the salary you earn and has a flat in PoesGardenor Boat Club or Hiranandani area.

Shilpa: "Hi Aaditya. I am getting engaged to Shekhar. Shekhar this is Aaditya, he is my bestest friend".

Aaditya: Hi Shekhar . (Hand shake. Shekhar breaks Aaditya's wrist).

Aaditya is now heart broken and wrist broken.
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% Boyfriend %
Uh... No comments dude. You're already Gone!
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Now ~ where you stand?

so be careful
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[rose]

What can I say life is hard and sometimes this stuff happens innocently and hey don't blame the girl some guys try to kiss up to get their way. This is my rule when a guys tries to be smarter than you give them the chance and let them know they can never underestimate and see as the weaker sex. Hey it is better to establish your ground if you have a different motive.

[zombie]

it is really coooooooooooooooooooooool.... i like your post. i think i am at the last stage...lolz.... girlz are really selfish they use boyz for themselves. it is true. but guyz are still hanging after girlz..because it is natural...

[Acacia]

better to call it quits once this starts to happen.

[lynkez]

Lol...that's quite funny! I think instead of wasting someone's time and showing him all that disdain and disregard, you better be frank and say no to everything. Stop hanging around with a person you do not feel for since he may be investing his hope in a wrong bank.

However, if he is the hard type who never sees no as a real no, then I must play him around so that he learns it the hard way. Otherwise no one has time to waste around people who add no value to their lives.

And before I forget, men are even dangerous in this game, ladies better watch out too. Bye bye...

[dacox]

Ha! Ha! Ha! ha! I can’t stop laughing. This is so funny; I mean how you actually come up with this; and how do guys view gals? I am curious!

[lynkez]

I think by know we know how to rate a serious and flippant guy. Some of the above like the first through the third treatments cannot come from a person who really sees value in you and considers giving you some time to express your true feelings. We should take love serious and be in the shoes of the heartbroken.